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HOW TO SPOT A BROKE NIGGER 101

I always find it funny how guys will be so quick to tell women that they belong in the kitchen and that their jobs as women is to clean. But dare ask him about his financials or if he can build a house!! That same guy will have you believing he’s mute or come all defensive on some ‘That’s none of your business’. Yea it’s none of my business because you’re a hypocrite!

Just last week as I was browsing Twitter I could not believe a trending thread I was reading. It seems like guys have gone into the trend of ‘scamming’ women for money. This guy went out to pursue a relationship (situationship rather since he was on a scam mission) with this girl only to keep digging in her pockets every chance he could get, and I bet this same guy belongs to the ‘women belong in the kitchen’ crew. Like its bad enough that guys have been hustling women for their cookies, now they want to hustle our pockets too?! Naaaha!!! Ladies today I’ve got your back. I’ll be sharing 5 pointers with you on how to spot these broke scamming lames so you can cut them off fast before they leave you chopped and screwed.

1. If you’re out on the first few dates that you’re just getting to know each other and he comes with the ‘Oh babe I forgot my wallet at home’. Girl run! Ruuuuun! Run and never look back. Girl I said don’t look back! As much as its common courtesy for a woman to meet her date halfway with the bill, if that guy always expects you to do so then it just says a lot about him. From my experience a guy whose really into you will always go the extra mile.

2. A nigger who always talks about what he can do for you, how much he’s got in the bank, what materialistic things he owns, all that blah blah… Chances are he really ain’t got shiit *excuse my french*. You see when you’re accustomed to nice things and a fat bank account, you usually don’t feel the need to talk about it. Now because he’s broke and only has a fake gucci belt to bring to the table. He’s going to hype himself up to make it seem like he’s moneyed. Why, because broke guys always need validation!

3. Lets go back to that gucci belt. Have you noticed how most of these guys who wear them will literally tuck in their shirts (that dont need to be tucked in by the way) just so they can show off that belt. Or how they’ll be out there wearing the gucci label from top to bottom. Like chill homeboy, we get it!! Guys who have cash dont feel the need to try too hard. They dress clean ane simple but still have this way of looking like a bag of money. Not in any way that says I’m a walking advert.

4. Broke guys love talking about other ‘broke’ guys. Always looking down on them to keep the focus away from themselves. On some ‘He’s outchea riding that car like he owns these streets. Its not even his, it belongs to the bank’. Ok wise one who knows it all, but where’s your vrrrr phaaaa?

5. Lastly those who just loooove talking about popular rich guys or celebs as if they know them on a personal level. Always on some ‘Ah hes my boy, i can organise some free VIP tickets for you’. That time homeboy doesn’t even have a general ticket to get into the event.

Ladies! Don’t fall for none of that. It’s just their cheap tactic ways to impress you only to be digging in your pockets! So stay woke! I hope these pointers really helped. If you have any other pointers you’d like to add on, please feel free to comment below. And if you liked this and would like me to give you more pointers then let me know too.

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